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This is a thread to give some background on the illegal porn spam with links. I've seen some false guesses and claims going around on various boards so I figured it's time I made a dedicated thread to explain it. I have been a janny, mod or admin on a few imageboards for the past 10 years, and casually post on many, including anon.cafe for the last 4 (although less so recently). Those who use a few different sites at once, especially slower/understaffed boards, will soon begin to notice patterns. Posts which look out of place. Identical posts which look out of place on two different sites. Drop a quote from it into a search engine and it's on twenty different imageboards! It turns out there are a few spammers on imageboards, who go down a list of boards reposting the same post. A few years ago I made a bot to regularly check for new threads on imageboards and highlight any duplicates, documenting imageboard spam to find patterns and learn how to combat it. There are a few different main categories of this spam. One is imageboard spam (or sometimes forums or D#scord chats), many of you will have seen recent posts from two news imageboards, just posting a link to their site and leaving. Political spam is also big (almost always either generic /pol/ tripe, Christian evangelism or actual schizophrenic psychosis), and it's worth noting that politics spam was especially big around 2020 so there will probably be a heap later this year. This is easy to spot on hobby boards, although it often blends in unnoticed on politics boards and random (/b/) boards, where they're often taken seriously, and sometimes those spammers choose to just repost only on the dozen /pol/ boards online. There are some other smaller classes of spam, but we're here to talk about the biggest spam category by far: The CP spam is commercial spam. That's why they have links in them. They hit any imageboard they can find. Even test sites with no users. Different CP site owners have been doing this for at least 10 years, and probably ever since the internet went public. This isn't news to people who have been around for a while, but for fresh users on political sites it's easy to jump to the conclusion that its one person (some cryptic 'pedoposter' character), or their designated scapegoat or feds trying to take their site down. But this was happening before /pol/ was even a board on 4chan, and it was happening on even harmless niche hobby imageboards (which is where I started jannying ten years ago, to help delete the hourly CP spam until the admin programmed a hacky countermeasure). And they don't just target imageboards. This is commercial spam. They target any blog comment section or unsecured forum they can discover. You can verify this yourself by checking where the same ad link appears in a search engine. There are commercial/freeware tools made by organized crime companies for discovering and spamming unsecured forums, which brag about being able to break most captchas (and even 10 years ago you could pay $1 per 1000 Google reCAPTCHA solves by real humans in poorer countries, all plugged into your bot via an API). But there's an important point. The current ones aren't bot posting. These are humans, fresh custom-made captchas don't stop them. Simple post filters don't stop them ('post blocked, please try again' won't stop someone who is financially motivated). Anything that wouldn't stop you, won't stop them. And I say 'them' for good reason, you can verify both through basic linguistic forensics (typing styles, filename choices, filter evasion techniques, etc.) and by fingerprinting their user-agents that the same link is being posted by multiple spammers. Specifically, the current one with a child model on a purple background has the same link being posted by three distinct people, all from East Siberia and far North East Asia. They each have a list of target sites (some use imageboard lists like (historically) cc0's list or AllChans, others use custom-made spam lists with all kinds of websites on them, this can sometimes be confirmed by checking their HTTP referrers) and they go down the list, one by one, often clearly in alphabetical order, posting their garbage. They usually post on the first board they see, usually the first alphabetically or the most active/bumped board (which is why anons here correctly pointed out /comfy/ and /k/ were disproportionately targeted on anon.cafe), although they may also just have a certain arbitrary board saved (like lainchan's /zzz/, apparently), maybe because it got listed in a search first. I've seen cases where an imageboard has just locked their /a/ board due to constant spam and most of it disappeared (/a/ is first in alphabetical order, so on their homepage it was the first a spammer would click, so this wouldn't work on lynxchan/jschan's boardlist where they're ordered by activity). It's also important to keep in mind that CP sites come and go, and along with it, different spammers. There have been particularly nasty ones in the past which posted full nudes, link in the image only so the post couldn't be text filtered, random filename, and either no text or text copied from other posts. Phash techniques could be a useful approach there, and the Junkuchan admin has mentioned in the Cloudflare thread that phash filtering has worked well for them. Keep in mind, while it's possible in rare cases there is some CP posting which is different to what most people and I am describing, you can very clearly tell when it's different, the main difference being that malicious posters aren't shilling a pedo scam website. I have seen malicious CP posting only once, where a /pol/ user raided a site with child nude modelling photos posted from purchased VPS servers (this was done during a mass raid after the victim imageboard was linked in an active 4chan /pol/ thread. This was back in 2021 or 2022). That stuff tends to be either posted without any text (neither in the body nor the image) or with a taunt. Here is the monitoring system: https://xj9k.neocities.org/ It only monitors certain sites, and only OPs on some sites, so it's far from conclusive but it's demonstrative. Spam posts are grouped together under one detection (semi-automatically, so there are some small mistakes), it's worth clicking [Expand] and seeing how they differ over time and attempt to evade filters, or how the same spammer makes similar but different spam posts. Clicking the Tags button in the top corner (or clicking on a tag) will show you examples of the many categories of spam.
This is a friendly singular-thread board for weary anons. There is no enforced subject or topic here, so you can discuss anything you want as long as it follows the rules. We are unapologetically gatekept. Oh, and we have lots of flags. Have fun! Board rules (READ, NIGGER, READ!) Links Di Gi Charat music collection Enlist Today!
Baking, brewing, and cooking are berry important hearth-building and health-building skills. They are a surefire way to make yourself /comfy/, Anon! What are you baking, brewing, or cooking at the moment? How is it coming out? What will you be trying next time? Is there anything you'd like to try improving? Is there something you'd like to learn? Maybe you have something you'd like to teach us? I tried some old things and new things today! Pics related are: >the bread I made earlier today; a shrimple white cobb loaf. This was the first time I was just able to make it from memory. It felt great to be able to just reach for the ingredients and go through the motions. As luck wood have it, the prove went well and the slashes formed up beautifully. I was worried that the crumb inside wood be a little wet but it turned out berry nice with a good chewy crust. The loaf is wrapped in beeswax cloth now so I can eat it over the week. I'm considering getting a sourdough starter going but I don't know if I'm good enough to handle it yet. >my first attempt at glazing carrots Apparently glazing (which I have found out is different from caramelising) is a basic technique that even professionals find difficult to get perfect eberry time. I think my first attempt here had just a touch too little water and a touch too little sugar, though I reckon I got the butter correct. See how the finished carrots don't have an even glaze? They still tasted berry good with some parsley and finishing salt. Next I'm going to try blanching with asparagus. >sous vide pork tenderloin >fell for the sous vide meme Yes, and I love it! Weirdly, the garlic I put on these pork tenderloins was stained bluish-green by the other herbs during the water bath, but they cooked down to a tasty colour during the two minute finishing sear. I had the pork together with the carrots for dinner. They tasted great and I felt a great upswell of wellbeing after I finished them. Your turn, Anon!
This board has been claimed by the cutest rabbit. Surrender your power cords immediately or suffer the consequences. >Who the fuck is Pipkin Pippa? The cutest rabbit, who enjoys browsing (and possibly posting) on imageboards. She goes on a lot of tangents. >What kind of content does she produce? Mostly chill gaming streams with lots of talking about related and unrelated issues. Also some meme vids. She is up to all the latest interwebz news. >Where does that bunny hang out? Youtube for streams and vods: https://www.youtube.com/c/PipkinPippa Twitter for updates: https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa >What else should I know? Maybe turn down your volume when first tuning in. The rabbit is easily excited.
I wood like to invite anyone browsing to come and solve a few puzzles together. Post an image and I will make a jigsaw of it if you want. https://jiggie.fun/comfy
What do you know? The last thread hit the bump limit. Time to remake it. Why aren't you sleeping tonight?
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Already have a coffee thread, and I think alcohol is just as /late/. What’s your drink of choice, anons? I’m basic and go for rum and coke most nights. Cream soda instead today, can’t say i regret it.
Being this is the board of a thousand CSSs, and the meta thread has been rife with CSS discussion, - here's a dedicated thread. This OP will be site focused. anon.cafe has plenty of boards with CSS so they are included for ease of access when relevant. >/server/ >>>/server/ https://pastebin.com/wYkLTtct >/otter/ >>>/otter/ https://pastebin.com/RppBNRNR >/cyber/ >>>/cuber/ https://pastebin.com/pU4mrRqe https://pastebin.com/0Q64atsm >/lego/ >>>/lego/ https://pastebin.com/iwiktXmn >/fa/ >>>/fa/ https://pastebin.com/JRYfkwcK >/r9k/ >>>/r9k/ https://pastebin.com/2uduWXEw
Divulge your failures, your triumphs, and your struggles from the day. No event too small to mention! Today, I had a lot of fun cleaning the floors in the home. I ran up and down the hallway with a soapy towel, got on my hands and knees and scooby-doo scrubbed the kitchen and bathroom floors, and was completely exhausted and satisfied by the end of it.
Post here when you visit /comfy/ Thread #12 autumn edition Previous >>13807
Quel est votre avis sur la communauté juive en général ?
Greetings to all indigeneous creatures of this board. I am an ancient traveler on this forsaken land. I‘ve been to countless boards and numerous threads, seen such dreadful beings your minds couldn’t even begin to process. The soul purpose of my journey is to study these distant lands and the inhabitants native to this land. Therefore I humbly ask you kind strangers to reveal your secret history and hidden treasures to this peaceful historian. "A generation which ignores its own history has no past and no future." Robert Heinlein
The outdoors is bretty comfy, isnt it ? thread for any and all outdoors activities discussions camping, hiking, fishing.... lets have a good time.
Post what you're working on, won't you? Previous thread: >>123
So I've been thinking about "pre-social media" social media, e.g. telnet BBSes and such. It would be cool to have an official /retro/ BBS, although I know nothing about setting it up. I guess we can discuss such things here. (Also, pic related is telnet://heatwave.ddns.net:9640)
All about robowaifus, real life anime girl companions from the future, but today! Discuss real life robowaifus, fictional robowaifus, and more. Related: alogs /robowaifu/ ( https://alogs.space/robowaifu/catalog.html ) Thumbnail is my design, the Galatea Multipurpose Companion Maid Robot, version 3.0.8 She was designed to be easy to build, customizable, and affordable https://greertech.neocities.org/Galatea%20v3.0 >=== -patch broken hotlink
Post your comfiest webms, mp4s and others. OCs welcome.
Aching to post but don't want to pollute the progress general with nonsense? Post here instead.
So, what are some of your favorite memories of the old internet? Can be websites, memes, events or any other aspect of the days of Web 1.0 and 1.5 For a quick reference, here's what I would define as Web 1.0 and Web 1.5 >Web 1.0: Usenet, Geocities and Angelfire, AOL (1991-2001) >Web 1.5: Early YouTube, ED, 4chan in its "wild west" days, MySpace, YTMND, Newgrounds and the peak years of dA and Fanfiction.net (2001-2008) You also had cross-generation stuff like GameFAQs and IMDB which are still around today, although sadly IMDB's infamous message boards are gone
Use this thread to post about and recommend your favourite indie VTubers. As an example, here's Hina, a Virtual Youtuber focused on farming and cultivation of tomatoes. She also composes her own music, does stuff for Comiket, and even subtitles her own videos in English. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8-XixGs6a_0Q494Ebt1Vyg https://twitter.com/HinaSengariFarm
Means for thrust, lift and things related
Alright, I decided to expand the scope of this board a little more and include a containment thread for 80's nostalgia. I mainly created this board to serve as both a successor to the old /y2k/ board, which was my favorite board on 8chan, and also expand the scope to include 90's nostalgia too, but after checking on this board, I noticed someone mentioning 80's nostalgia and I decided I would do something about it. I personally don't care that much for 80's pop culture aside from the music and some of the old edgy anime, but 80's nostalgia did become a thing in the 2000's and I can see why others like the whole 80's style, so I'll allow it as long as it's mainly kept to this thread.
Chatposting, waifus and general discussion No spam or repeated messages
Do you like Strek, anon? What series? What characters? (nuTrek Need Not Apply)
What games are you playing lately? Trying to beat Battletoads 1cc but I can't get past the 4th stage where it's all ice.
Notre position actuelle par rapport à l’architecture du IIIeReich, faite d’une grande proximité temporelle et d’une considérable distance idéologique, est à vrai dire la seule que la fiction ruiniste du national-socialisme, telle que nous allons l’étudier, ne se soit pas donné la peine de prévoir et d’imaginer. Nous sommes encore tout près du IIIe Reich, et pourtant nous vivons après lui, avec les conséquences que cela ne manque pas d’avoir sur le regard que nous portons vers cette architecture. Ou celle-ci s’offre désormais dans un relatif anonymat ou alors elle a connu ce que Françoise Choay qualifie d’anéantissement symbolique. Lorsque, entre ces deux extrêmes, elle existe dans un abandon révélateur, cette désaffection est encore trop légère pour se donner à lire, à même la structure des édifices, à l’aide de la théorie des ruines. Nous contemplons, là où la ruine s’annonce, comme au complexe de Nuremberg, plutôt que des voûtes effondrées, des marques qui ne sont pas à l’échelle de la démesure anticipée par la théorie de Speer: de simples meurtrissures de la pierre ou une graphie de lézardes qui n’ont rien des contours généraux échevelés ou du sublime effondrement des combles prévus par l’architecte. C’est peut-être en quoi la théorie des ruines de Speer rend particulièrement inconfortable. Elle rappelle que les grands édifices du Reich ne furent conçus, “ ni pour l’an 1940, ni pour l’an 2000 mais pour durer mille ans ”, comme le disait Hitler. Ce disant, le Führer pariait, sans le connaître, sur Le culte moderne des monuments*, bien analysé dès 1903 par Alois Riegl, un autre citoyen de la ville de Linz où Hitler est né. * https://journals.openedition.org/socio-anthropologie/5
What's your favorite album or song to chill out and listen to in its entirety?
Comfy is a place to relax. Please be kind and keep the things nice. The rules are: >Follow the global rules >Keep it cozy >Keep it SFW >No rabble rousing That means no unrelated political posts, intentionally provocative posts, posts insulting someone's race or religion or promoting committing crimes. >No boat rocking That means no uncalled for insults, rudeposting, or instigating drama. >No advertising You can talk about comfy places, but blatant advertising is not nice. Other nice boards: /late/ - Late Nights /kind/ - Random Acts of Kindness
Found or thought of something interesting or helpful related to game development or design? Post it here.
Please direct matters of board moderation policy, board aesthetics such as banners/flags, and similar inquiries to this thread. Otherwise I might not see them. This can also be used as a catch-all thread for off-topic posts. Board Culture & OC Raffle I don't have anything to use the announcement area for, so I'm going to use it for a monthly prize. OC is the lifeblood of imageboards, so I would like to encourage it in a constructive way. Anon* may submit a sentence or quote to be entered into a raffle and turned into an announcement limit of about 100 characters or one sentence, whichever is larger. Raffle entries are not free: In order to be entered into the raffle, anon must either submit a banner or a piece of OC with a moderate amount of effort put in (no stick figures, video-ripped gifs/webms, or generic memes that take 2 minutes to make if you choose OC instead of banners). *Limit of one submission per anon per month. First raffle will be held October 1st. We are currently looking for banners! If there is a girl or image you would like to see in a banner, /l/ is looking for banners. I'll be making a couple at a time, but they will mostly be generic. >How do I make gifs? Either by adjusting frame-by-frame in an image editor, or by cheating at about 70% quality: https://ezgif.com/ >Banner size? The only real restriction is 500kb, but please maintain a roughly 3:1 aspect ratio (300x100 - 600x200) to keep them consistent. I've included a minimum and maximum sized Nene Seal in the banners for now for comparison. We are currently discussing flags! I'm think I want to experiment with custom flags. I'm thinking of doing them as a 28x28 and allowing any liver (really their face or a symbolic representation) or corporate symbol (Hololive, Nijisanji, Phase-Connect, VOMs, etc.) as a flag. If anons are opposed to custom flags, the next month or so is the time to say so. We do not need moderators at this time! The board is small enough that I'm not worried about it. If you are interested in moderating, obviously say something to that effect because it lets me know you are interested and I can add you to an email list or something to notify you if I ever am recruiting, but it is best not to introduce more points of failure into a system if it's not necessary. HOW BANS WORK: Bans will average 16 hours for those without a criminal record. This is enough time to force anon to sleep on his actions and cool his head without impacting his posting ability the following day. An additional 4 hours will be added for each additional offense in the last 90 days to account for VPNs. Ban lengths are cumulative. After 90 days your criminal record is expunged. All "permabans" issued on /l/ shall last 90 days. Example: >Anon banned for some reason >Anon is a good boy for 88 days >Anon is banned for something else >Anon gets a 20 hour ban. He must go a full 90 days without a ban or he will get a 24 hour ban next time. Anon may dispute his ban to have it expunged from his record without fear of retaliation in this thread so long as he follows the rules while arguing his case. I make mistakes too, so don't assume it was in bad faith if I issued one. Warnings do not count against anon. Contact information: NeneSeals@protonmail.com Reminder that protonmail is compromised and should not be used for political or fringe topics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Santiago_(1962_FIFA_World_Cup) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erdstall http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OK_Soda https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_biosphere https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crypto-Christianity https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casiquiare_canal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_helicopter https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_clown_sightings https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantropa https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduplicative_paramnesia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outline_of_the_Post-War_New_World_Map https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Undeciphered_historical_codes_and_ciphers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Butt_Naked https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kecksburg_UFO_incident https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyquake
Got distracted by a non-gamedev project? Post about it here.
What did you guys get for Christmas? My family gave me these 2 this year
Lockdown edition
Welcome to /late/ The rules are: >Global rules apply >The Board is NSFW, however, just keep it to a minimum. Don't just go around posting porn just because. >No politics >You can talk about other boards. Just don't advertise them. >Don't go around stiring shit up. Links Radio - https://latestation.live/ Discord and IRC - https://discord.gg/hRe2yv96qY - IRC (Rizen) #late.city /late/ Archive - https://anon.cafe/comfy/res/1512.html#q3453 friends of /late/ /comfy/ - https://trashchan.xyz/comfy/index.html /ent/ - https://trashchan.xyz/ent/index.html
This is something I meant to write since some time, but now the impending doom of anon.cafe finally made me actually do this. Originally this site was born as a tech demo after the demise of zchan, to modify jschan so it can run on multiple servers, for load balancing and maybe better ddos resistance. But the code never got merged upstream, so this site still runs a fork of jschan, originally on 3 servers, now on only two (and both of them at buyvm, so it's not much redundancy). On the other hand, zzzchan (probably the biggest imageboard running jschan) went with the original jschan and only using HTTP reverse proxies, so maybe this is overkill, after all. But anyway, whatever started as a tech demo pretty much stayed. Which brings me to the current state of this site, it's pretty dead. There's /nep/, which is a copy of the old 8chan's /nep/, but at this point it pretty much functions only as an archive, it barely has any traffic. There's /quest/, it had some activity in the past, but now it has like 1 posts per week, one half-dead quest and a couple of dead ones. And /finance/, it also had some traffic initially, but now it's also pretty dead. I also have two BOs who never log in, so I have to delete the spam posted to their boards. (It's not that bad, filters catch most of the spam, and since the site is so dead, I can just open the global recent posts page, and delete any spam. I guess a dead site has some advantage too.) In the past I didn't have any instructions on how to get a new board, because, to be honest, I didn't want to attract a lot of attention. I have better shit to do than dealing with courts and getting raided just because some anon said something on my site, or dealing with butthurt faggots ddosing my site. This site is not under cuckflare, and I'd very much like to keep it that way. On the other hand my gatekeeping was probably a bit too aggressive, even though I didn't do much (I think I only rejected one board). I guess just assuming that anons would randomly come here was a mistake. I'm also very bad at being proactive, if it's not already obvious. So with that out of the way, I'd like to open an official board request thread. This is a free service, I reserve the right to reject any application or to shut down the service any time; don't expect 99.999999% uptime, blah blah blah. But unless you're one of those boards that are known to attract a lot of drama/shitstorm/lolcows/school shootings/etc, it's probably okay. I'd like to keep this site nice and comfy rather than having high PPH, there are better admins out there when it comes to dealing with that shit. Required info: >URI e.g. /uri/ >name of the board >a short description/rationale What is this board and why do you think I won't reject it, not the description that goes onto the board listing. >planned rules Include that global rules apply. >what BO experience you have >proof of you're the BO if you want a bunker/migrate an existing board >user name and email Alternatively you can send me a mail with login details if you do not want to publicly disclose it after your request is accepted. I'll generate you a password if you don't specify one. I'd like to keep requests here, not in private emails if possible, like it happened sometimes in the past. If you're selected I'll send you an email, provided you have a mail server that doesn't block cock.li emails. You'll receive your board unlisted and locked, it's your job to enable them when you're done with the setup. See >>200 for more info.
The world has seen many empires rise and fall, and among them is one I find personally fascinating but little discussed: the American corporate empire of the late 20th century. While other empires conquered the world with guns and soldiers, corporations harnessed spirits of computer machinery to fight wars in cyberspace with Christmas catalogues as their propaganda posters. The bones of this empire have persisted into the current day as world-grasping monsters or corpses picked over by scavengers, but I wish to focus upon brighter, fuller days. To a lot of people who grew up during this era or after it, "empire" probably doesn't feel like the right word. It just seemed natural for America to be leading the world economy and producing the best computers, movies, and bikini models. Partially I was just young and optimistic, but in hindsight that era definitely had the guts to fill the three-piece, eight-hundred-dollar, one-hundred-per-cent-cashmere suit it wore to the office. And the office! Look at it! The office was a place with its own culture, its own manners of dress and address. You were expected to look and act a certain way, to be formal but not too detached. Business casual suits and pencil skirts just make people look good, even the rank and file. There were phrases and customs that needed to be respected. For many people, the office was a second home - sometimes literally, depending on deadlines. It was a beautiful mixture of ruthless work and human friendships, some of which ended precisely at 5:00 while others lasted long into the night. You weren't doing anything inappropriate in the executive penthouse, were you? Rambling aside, I've been watching some movies and TV from the 80s/90s (Die Hard, Terminator 2, etc.) in recent yeras, and something that I notice a lot is the underlying assumption of a bluechip megacorp having a physical complex. Because, y'know, lots of big corporations had their own dedicated office towers back then; it made sense to centralize things that way, and it let the company put their mark on the map. I have to imagine that part of vaporwave's popularity is harnessing these motifs and images, the "business castle" aesthetic that was used to guide much of the world's money and power for so many years. I have a hard time putting my finger on exactly what it is I'm trying to describe, but terms like "officepunk" have sort of floated out of my subconscious over time. Are you picking up what I'm putting down?
Anyone else here /retro/maxxing? I've realized there is no point in denying myself happiness and gigacoziness and I may as well go all in on my retro obsessions even if it's a bit weird. I could list a bunch of things I'm doing but I'll start with just a couple here >film photography I have never bought a digital camera and I have stopped being a NEET lately. I have a small comfy job so I have some money and I buy rolls of film on occasion and I carry a late '90s point and shoot camera with me almost everywhere I go. It's fun and super comfy. I also started developing black and white film myself, at home. >computer I have set up my windows machine to look like windows 98 (not completely accurate but I've changed over the icons and use a classic theme, etc. And on my linux machine I have set it up to look like some versions of UNIX from the late 80s to early 90s. And for my browser I use Pale Moon and I have it set to look like Netscape. >music I go to the record store sometimes and browse around and I have a collection of tapes, CDs, and records which I listen to. I have a lot of fun fixing cassette decks too. I could go on but what have you guys been doing? You ARE living it, aren't you anons??
Cakechan just got a server taken down by a failed ransomware attack. They weren't hacked themselves, it was their host. When the ransomware install failed they made a copy of the whole site's public data and then wiped the server. Apparently other sites were attacked at the same time.
Posting this as a fyi to the Admin as well as possibly to any BOs
Please make backups in case we're hit at some point.
Fallback and bunker plans might be a good idea too.
Videos/Shorts Thread. Try to keep the file sizes down a little in consideration of the server.
I'm filling up the Pippa thread with this, so I'll move to another thread. Idk if it should be a PC general thread or whatever. I figure the board is dead enough, anyways. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEWdpwKSCEY Goddam the cringe. I was already feeling max cringe, and THEN she says, "That's when it got really bad."
Merry Christmas, Trashmin! I don't think I've thanked you properly before. Thank you for letting anon.cafe's legacy live on. I hope you have a good one.
A thread where we can discuss all kind of monetary shenanigans, from the Latin Monetary Union to the Bretton Woods system and the €uro.
Thread from /nep/
Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1 releasing on Switch as Asia-English version R: 30 / F: 51
https://www.gematsu.com/2025/04/hyperdimension-neptunia-rebirth1-for-switch-launches-this-summer-in-asia-with-english-language-support Compile Heart and IFI are trying Eastasiasoft for Asia-English versions of the canceled Neptunia Re;Birth Switch ports. Personally, I've already bought them on PC (GOG) and now see no reason to double-dip here and support Nintendo's persecution of Japanese expression. The LE goods aren't enticing, either. Even if this allows the ports to succeed, it's only a short-term victory because Compile Heart are still being incentivized against making content that would force them to do workarounds to sell like this, and that's as long as the workaround even works; Nintendo could easily just update their Asia guidelines and start shooting these down, too. They've shown they're capable of it, going out of their way to persecute Japanese cultural expressions for no reason other than that they can, acting as a tool of BlackRock and globohomo writ large to undermine and destroy alternatives to the "modern audience" goyslop future they have in mind. Denying these games for "brand risk" reasons yet platforming shit like Cyberpunk 2077 and Assassin's Creed Shadows which is the single most controversial game in Japan in recent memory for violating several Japanese religious laws and customs and just being a giant middle finger to Japan in general shows where their allegiances lie.
[JW19 ~ 02/18/2020] I guess it's kinda off-topic but given the board is slow, I figured out you won't mind my asking.
Write a few things about what keeps you going through everyday life.
Ici, Ânon peut poster les fruits de ses expérimentations avec les outils de générations automatiques.
Have you ever encountered love, real and genuine, anon? I did once, didn't workout and I thought everything I felt was just an illusion. But love can be a manifestation of the beautiful things inside of you, and that is very real. It don't need to belong to anyone or anywhere.
Compilation of Useful Tutorials
Artist
- tehmeh/@simon_7617118 (Ex-drawfag at 4um /ic/)
- foervraengd/bittersweetdisease (Unfortunately a hardcore swedish feminist)This is a megathread for all the different games I'm making and the universe they take place in. So if you've been around 8chan since the gamergate days (or, god forbid, somethingawful circa 2010) you probably know who I am. I'm PsychoJosh, aka GigaDev and PJ, notorious giantess shitposter and no-lifer solodev/artfag. I'm creating this thread because I'd like to have a space for my individual projects that I can post updates and basically blog about, and Mark is a faggot, so I can't be as open about it on 8moe. My games take place in a universe I've been building since I was in junior high - I can't remember the exact date this manifested but it has existed in some form since at least 2001. Originally starting as a mean-spirted anime parody I didn't know what to do with, thought I was gonna make a webcomic or an animated series but I decided at some point I wanted to make video games. Which, as it turns out, is really fucking hard, but I'm still in there trying to make these games happen. My most infamous project is GigaMaidens, the 'main event' game I'm building up towards - a 1v1 3D arena fighting game about giantesses who destroy cities as they fight. Obviously a grand project that is much too big to tackle on my own, so I have it on the backburner while I try to complete smaller-ish projects starring Kasha, a catgirl from the same universe as GM. (cont'd)
The alien thread has gotten me nostalgic for some good old fashioned conspiracy theories. Nowadays it's all just commodotized creepypastas and political shitflinging, which is fucking laaaaame. What are some of your favorite conspiracy theories of the more obscure or classic varieties? Thought provoking, entertaining, or just weird. The more schizo, convoluted, detailed, and overcomplicated the better.
Looks like none of the images in the catalog work. Let's get a fresh thread in here, focused on computers! I don't have pictures at the moment to share, but I got lucky today and picked up a nice big beige computer case. I'm assembling a new personal computer from parts that I got deals on, found in the junk heap, or that I was given by friends. So, I guess it's not really a /retro/ computer, but it will be in a /retro/ case, and I plan to get an adapter which will let me use a 3.5" floppy disk drive in there. The adapter plugs into the floppy pins, and presents a USB interface to the motherboard. That adapter is under $10 USD. In fact, I've seen an adapter card that will do the same but for 5.25" floppy disk drives. So, when I have more money, I should be able to have not only a 3.5" FDD, but a 5.25" FDD in my system, running alongside new solid state drives, Blu-Ray disc drives, and of course a few regular hard drives. It should be pretty fun. Again, no pictures yet but I will share with you guys when I can. For now I'll just post one from my collection. What have you guys been up to?
What does anon think about cryptocurrencies?
https://rumble.com/v72lt04-bitcoin-vs-gold-cz-and-peter-schiff-clash-over-the-future-of-money.html HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BITTOID, CZ called this guy for a debate on modern gold backed commerce scheme vs bitcoin but yet he's argument were ripped into shreds with literally no real arguments. I don't even think he was even ready to have a real debate. CZ's English was just god awful to hear. Why can't this faggot learn how to speak the god damn language before engage someone into a debate? Holy shit.
Are there any types of photos or art that remind you of your past? For me, its photos of lonely roads at night lit by street lamps. Growing up, my family took me on road trips across the U.S. and I've lived in a variety suburban neighborhoods, I've seen plenty of empty streets at night. These scenes make me feel at home.
Thread from /ent/
Crans-Montana: des feux de Bengale sur des bouteilles de champagnent causent un incendie ravageur R: 12 / F: 7
>Une célébration du Nouvel An dans un bar de montagne en Suisse tourne à la tragédie >40 morts, dont 20 mineurs >Plus de 100 blessés >Plusieurs personnes présentes ont préféré filmer les flammes plutot que d'évacuer les lieux >Un passant et son fils de 19 ans se sont précipités pour sauver des victimes avant l'arrivée des secours Que pense-t-on de l'incendie de Crans-Montana ?
Est-ce que /ent/ regarde des dessins animés? je parle pas d'anime japonais mais surtout des prods occidentales.
Crystals and gems, salts etc
Sega's 16-bit generation console and everything related
Si seulement les Illuminatis existaient réellement... Le Monde aurait une direction, un but, une finalité... Mais il n'en est rien. Il n'y a pas de grand complot, hélas, la civilisation est un processus stochastique et non un plan immémorial et parfait. Le Monde est gouverné par le chaos, pas par une bande de conspirateurs en capuches depuis je ne sais quelle loge obscure.
Since Idea Factory/Compile Heart games always had a strong presence on the Vita back in the day, figured I'd make a thread for it. I'm in the process of updating the 8chan Vita chart, and if you have any recommendations you can write for the games not currently on it, I'd appreciate it. If you feel that games like Hyperdevotion Noire, Producing Perfection, Action U Unleashed, Blanc v. Zombies, Superdimension Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls, or any other Idea Factory/Compile Heart game on the Vita (or Vita game in general) are worth recommending, say something about it and I'll put it in. Whatcha >PLAYAN >HACKAN >BUYAN (kek) >WANTAN PREVIOUS THREADS: https://archive.is/9b9HQ https://archive.is/xQU91 (Gitgud hackpaste) Last thread: https://archive.is/5wk1E There are also numerous Vita threads across the webring as well. First-time buyer's FAQ: https://pastebin.com/Xhz0ijN6 Physical game list (Western/Asia-English/EU released): http://web.archive.org/web/20190705133424/http://retailgames.net/playstation-vita/complete-list/ Vita hacking: https://gitgud.io/8vitagen/hackpaste/blob/master/guides/vitahacking.md#vita-hacking https://vita.hacks.guide/ Vita homebrew/plug-ins: https://gitgud.io/8vitagen/hackpaste/blob/master/guides/vitahomebrew.md#vita-homebrew-and-taihen-plug-in-recommendations Vita game mods: https://gitgud.io/8vitagen/hackpaste/blob/master/guides/vitamods.md#vita-game-mods docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OkS1S2sJqs2p8jp6pxBfrQkHT4Tn2-__NmAl6BYIUw8/ Make bounties for ports/features for the Vita here: https://github.com/vita-nuova/bounties Consoletan booru: https://consoletan.booru.org Feel free to do writeups and reviews of games you've played as well, they may end up getting added to the chart (eventually). Make sure you treat your Vita well. always love her, and never abandon her or allow her to be damaged or broken or you're no better than Soyny. And reminder not to buy anything digital that supports Soyny (unless its for archival, sharing and piracy purposes ofc, which might become important pretty soon). A big Vita themes place went down but they came back I think (more or less): https://psvt.ovh/ (Backup version) http://qcnnvxi.cluster027.hosting.ovh.net/ MGBA version 0.10.2 released with some minor Vita improvements, but I still think its an imperfect emulator, haven't tested it in a long while though: https://mgba.io/2023/04/23/mgba-0.10.2/
Thread from /nep/
Official retranslation thread - let's make Histoire together edition R: 453 / F: 110
Since no one else will make one, i'll have to make one Let's do what Nick Doerr couldn't Let's fix the game! >mod guide and tools http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=409454600 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=453717187 So, the idea is that we work on Re;Birth 2 translation in preparation of the shit fest that will be Re;Birth 3 when it get's released on PC. Since there isn't a lot of stuff that are outright bad in Re;Birth 2, retranslating it should be relatively easy compared to if we ever are going to attempt to retranslate Re;Birth 3. Mostly it's just Neptunes dialog that's need to be fixed in Re;Birth 2 and to a lesser extent RAMs. If we are ever going to get productive, let's set up some priorities and goals To get started Firstly we need to asses all the lines of dialog that needs to be changed in Re;Birth 2 Secondly, we need to figure out and make appropriate retranslations for those lines and we should also find out if there is any way to get our hands on the original japanese script Let's make it happen
My grandfather introduced me to "All in the Family" the other day, and I started binge watching it out of a sense of...how edgy it was. Like this is something that would not come out today. Some time ago, I was reading some old Usenet posts and thought, "Holy cow, how did this not get banned/deleted?" Post/users like that would just immediately get scrubbed now. I recently saw "Freddie Got Fingered" and was kind of amazed that that was in theaters. Was the 90s more tolerant than today? Was everything really this edgy? Or is this some sort of weird survival bias? The only thing today that I can think of that comes anywhere close is Southpark, but I'm not sure that counts because Southpark came out in the 90s.
A place for all things meta regarding our small dark room. Suggestions, banners, board exposure plans, they go here. Be not afraid to comment.
Let's have a new thread without a tonne of broken images. Have there been any new forms of /retro/ media (could be movies, games, anime, websites, etc.) that wanted to look old and actually succeeded? There's an artist called BlueTheBone who makes "retro"-styled animations, cheesecake, and porn. Like any modern hack, he overdoses on visual clutter and uses filters that don't actually resemble the time period he's trying to emulate - but despite that, I think his style is consistently decent. If he relied less on computers and filters, then I think he'd be a much better artist, but that goes without saying for most contemporary artists. The really weird things happen when he tries to make modern character designs and media look old, like pic 2. It isn't exactly wrong, but there is something perplexing about viewing characters and series that were developed specifically with modern aesthetics in mind.
Just a digital archive for my drawings. (Discussions very appreciated, dont be a troll)
Quand tu pètes tellement fort que ça laisse une tâche dans ton slip Quand tu pètes tellement fort que ça réveille ton animal de compagnie Quand tu pètes tellement fort que tes voisins portent plainte pour tapage nocturne Quand tu pètes tellement fort que le GIEC donne l'alerte sur les gaz à effet de serre Quand tu pètes tellement fort que tu es poursuivi pour possession et usage d'arme chimique Quand tu pètes tellement fort que l'orbite terrestre s'en trouve légèrement modifiée Quand tu pètes tellement fort que cela provoque une fissure spatio-temporelle qui engloutit toute lumière, matière, et toute rationalité, ouvrant un portail sur l'Enfer par lequel s'engouffrent les 666 légions d'Alastor, mettant fin à l'ère des Hommes et débutant celle des Démons
I recreate this thread from the old site. Post directors that you dislike. There are ones whose works are considered "great" by some but don't appeal to you for some reason or you think are overrated; there are also directors who are inept at their job and make awful films. Controversial opinions are welcome.
I think these two are overrated. Lars von Tryhard is an edgy kike and so are his movies. Taratino is underwhelming to me, his films are riddled with pointless, shitty humor (or the films are the pointless, humor themselves), typical of underwhelming "American independent cinema".
Hello eberryone. I am a bit new here, so i was wondering if people wood like a language learning thread around here? It is always fun when there is more people.
Ça commence à cailler (j'adore) ! Les fêtes se préparent, on apprécie un bon chocolat chaud après une journée passée dehors à se les geler et quel ravissement que de s'emmitoufler sous une bonne couverture. Une pensée à ceux qui ont peu, à ceux qui ont froid et à ceux qui sont seuls.
"Je trouve que ça ne te va pas" Elle m'avait fait du rentre-dedans tout au long des trente minutes qu'avait duré mon attente dans le salon de coiffure de son patron. Mon désintérêt pour ses manières d'allumeuse avait piqué sa curiosité. "Eh bien moi j'aime beaucoup", dit-il à voix basse en se penchant vers moi. Pendant un court instant, nos deux visages se contemplèrent dans le miroir. Il avait magistralement dompté ma chevelure rebelle en un carré plongeant lisse qui flattait mon visage pâle et imberbe. Le jeune lycéen métalleux s'était évaporé. De son côté, son visage de trentenaire métis caramel affichait le sourire satisfait d'un enfant gâté qui a obtenu ce qu'il voulait. Et alors que je sentais cette nouvelle personnalité s'emparer de moi, il se tourna vers Mélanie et lui lança : "J'ai chaud, va nous chercher un coca." Elle s'exécuta, sortit prestement en direction du Spar cent mètres plus bas, et nous nous retrouvâmes seuls. Alors qu'il m'époussetait, je me rappelai subitement pourquoi j'avais pris rendez-vous dans ce salon précis, en toute fin de journée. Bien que je m'y préparais depuis plusieurs semaines, j'étais anxieux. Je rougis instantanément. "Ça te plaît aussi, on dirait" Je laissai échapper un rictus coupable. Sa caisse, étroite et surélevée de son côté, était située contre un mur, attenant à la porte d'entrée du salon. Même assis, il me dominait de cinquante bons centimètres. La clameur de la rue, invisible de l'autre côté du mur, me fit réaliser que ce moment de flottement était presque fini. Je scrutai Dominique à l'affût du moindre signe de sa part pour régler ce que je lui devais. "Ah je t'en ai laissé un là..." Il chassa de son index un cheveu et, avec lui, le dernier vestige de ma dignité qui s'aggripait encore désespérément à ma joue. Mes lèvres se desserrèrent avec un soupir tandis que nos regards se verrouillèrent. Il hésita un instant, puis fit glisser son doigt jusqu'à ma bouche. Ma respiration s'accélérait tandis qu'il dessinait mes lèvres de gauche à droite dans un va-et-vient lancinant. N'y tenant plus, j'effleurai ce vit de substitution avec le bout de ma langue. Immédiatement, il se glissa dans ma bouche. Je refermai mes lèvres de surprise, puis me repris en suçant maladroitement son index prisonnier. À ses protestations timides, je compris vite que je m'y prenais mal ou qu'il voulait autre chose. Désemparé, je décidai simplement de desserrer à nouveau les lèvres pour le laisser glisser à sa guise entre ma langue et mon palais. Il exhala de satisfaction, se mit debout en forçant ma tête à se pencher en arrière et, tout en tenant mon jeune cou immaculé d'une main, pénétra de l'autre ma bouche offerte jusque dans ma gorge. Surpris de nouveau, je fermai les yeux un court instant. Je me revis subrepticement acheter ce godemichet flexible au sex-shop de l'autre côté du département, un mois auparavant. "Bonjour, je cherche un jouet pour déflorer mon cul de petite vierge et apprendre à sucer des bites, vous auriez ça ?" avais-je dit, le cœur battant, au vendeur désemparé. L'entraînement avait payé : ma gorge était on ne peut plus docile désormais. Je sentis mon sexe se raidir alors que de ma bouche s'échappaient gémissements plaintifs et hoquets visqueux. J'ouvrai un œil. Il me fixait intensément, comme pour graver ce moment dans sa mémoire. Je serrai mes jambes par réflexe, pour nier ce qu'il pensait probablement de moi à cet instant. "Oh toi..." Tout à coup, il saisit mon visage et l'essuya sans ménagement sur son entrejambe. Je sentis, impuissant, son sexe dur comme pierre se frotter contre moi à travers son pantalon. Je m'enivrai de son odeur musquée. Il appuya une dernière fois ma petite gueule d'ange contre sa grosse bite. J'inspirai profondément en creusant les reins. Puis il me relâcha en se rassayant. Il reprit sa respiration pendant que je me recoiffais. "Tu caches bien ton jeu, toi." Je lui jetai un regard froid. J'avais retrouvé mon attitude nonchalante d'ado blasé. Je bus un verre de coca, et sortis en compagnie de Mélanie pendant qu'il finissait de balayer. Elle me glissa son numéro, puis je pris la direction de la maison alors que j'entendais les rideaux métalliques du salon se fermer. Je longeai le bâtiment et lui jetai un dernier coup d'œil en m'éloignant. Je m'arrêtai brusquement, en rougissant de nouveau. La porte arrière du salon, celle de la remise, était encore grande ouverte. "Qu'est-ce que tu fais là ?" Vexé, je lui jetai un regard noir en soupirant, puis fermai brutalement le rideau métallique de la remise avec fracas. Intimidé par ma propre détermination, je me figeai un court instant puis, en serrant les poings, je m'avançai vers lui dans la pénombre. "Attends, je ne veux pas d'ennuis" Je m'interrompis brusquement. Alors que vingt minutes plus tôt il abusait de ma figure sans retenue, il se découvrait subitement un soupçon de morale. Je pouffai en franchissant le dernier pas qui nous séparait. Je pus alors distinguer nettement son visage. Il avait peur. Peur comme un esclave nègre qui, sur le point de violer la fille de son maître, se ravisait. Ma tête relevée dévoilait à nouveau ce cou d'un blanc pur qu'il avait possédé un fugace instant. Je le fixai du regard en étirant ma bouche fermée dans un sourire sans émotion. Je croisai les mains dans mon dos, le torse bombé. J'avais beaucoup travaillé cette posture finale que j'espérais faire dire "je suis à ta merci, et ça ne me fait pas peur". Il déglutit. "Touche-moi." Je n'aime pas avoir à dire ce que je veux, mais cette fois mon impatience m'y avait exhorté. Il me saisit par les fesses et me souleva sans peine. Je posai les mains sur son torse puissant, mais je n'étais plus qu'un jouet entre les siennes. Il prit ma nuque dans sa main et se mit à dévorer mon cou avec une telle avidité que j'eus un bref mouvement de recul. Dans un râle primaire, il me plaqua si fort contre lui que j'en eus le souffle coupé. Il sentit mon sexe se raidir immédiatement. Il se frotta contre lui un instant puis, tout en tenant mon cou d'une main, il ouvrit mon pantalon de l'autre tandis que mes jambes tremblaient nerveusement dans le vide. Je posai mes bras sur ses épaules dans l'espoir futile de reprendre un peu le contrôle. Il serra ma bite dans sa main et me masturba avec fermeté. Je mouillais comme une petite pisseuse. Soudain, il me jeta de ses bras. Je tombai sur le sofa de la salle d'attente. Je n'avais même pas remarqué qu'il m'avait transporté jusque là. D'un geste sec, il retira mon jean qui cachait mes jambes impeccablement épilées. Ma pratique intensive du vélo requiérait en effet certaines routines et, après réflexion, elle n'était sûrement pas étrangère à la situation dans laquelle je me trouvais à cet instant précis. Dans un ultime réflexe de honte, je me cachai derrière mes jambes d'albe. Je m'étais promis de préserver mon fion pour le moment, et il me semblait bien trop déchaîné pour le laisser aller aussi loin. Je devais avoir l'air inquiet. Lorsqu'enfin il s'approcha de moi, je me redressai et le saisit par les hanches pour enfouir mon visage dans son entrejambe. Comme tout à l'heure, mais cette fois c'est moi qui étais au commandes. Je massai sa verge à travers son pantalon, avec mes joues écarlates, ma bouche béante et soupirante, et mon nez qui humait profondément son odeur moite et salée. Je reprenais le contrôle. Confiant, je relâchai mon étreinte pour m'agenouiller au sol, bien assis sur mes talons, les yeux fermés et la bouche grande ouverte sous ses couilles que je devinais pleines. Il ouvrit son pantalon en haletant tandis que j'offrai mon visage angélique à son regard lubrique, ma langue pendue comme suppliant une aumône turgescente. Son sexe surgit sur mon visage. Je poussai un gémissement de soulagement. Cela faisait plusieurs semaines que je préparais cet instant, sans pour autant savoir s'il allait vraiment arriver. J'avais commencé avec des bananes vertes (prétextant à ma mère que c'était pour les fibres et les vitamines), mais elles m'irritaient la gorge. J'avais finalement franchi le pas et acheté un gode. Dès lors, j'avais progressé à toute vitesse. Pour susciter l'excitation à chaque séance, je me masturbais longuement et me maintenais au bord de l'orgasme tout en ramonant ma gorge avec mon nouveau jouet. Je me délectais de cette salive épaisse chaque jour plus abondante, au point de m'éclabousser parfois le visage par excès d'enthousiasme. Ainsi lubrifié, le gode finissait parfois dans le rose de mon cul pour faire bonne mesure. Je récoltais dans ma bouche ravagée chaque éjaculation, toujours explosive, pour jouer avec longement avant de l'avaler goulûment. Mes râles plaintifs du début s'étaient transformés en gargouillement épais et enjoués. Pratiquant tous les jours pour parfaire ma technique et accumuler patiemment l'envie de concrétiser ce fantasme, j'avais découvert toutes les méthodes les plus efficaces pour faire les pipes les plus baveuses et les plus obscènes, suscitant les orgasmes les plus torrentueux, et pour finir napper ma langue et remplir ma bouche insolente du sperme le plus épais et le plus abondant possible. Les derniers jours, je m'installais devant le grand miroir pivotant de la chambre de ma mère, pour soigner ma posture de petite salope soumise et admirer mon visage souillé sous mes fesses effrontément offertes. La seule vue de mon précieux gode me faisait saliver à flots et m'excitait au bord de l'orgasme. J'étais fin prêt. J'ouvrai un oeil. La queue de Dominique était sensiblement plus épaisse que mon jouet. Machinalement, je parai ma langue de la salive gluante qui remplissait déja ma bouche et la lui offrit généreusement pour qu'il puisse s'y lustrer en me barbouillant la frimousse de ce mélange de bave écumante et de rosée de bite. Ma langue maîtrisait parfaitement les gestes à effectuer : couilles, je chatouille ; frein, je frotte ; le reste, j'offre. Ainsi, je pus me remémorer et anticiper la bonne technique pour la suite : exhaler doucement au moment propice, pour détendre ma gorge afin qu'il puisse s'y introduire aisément. Je réalisai soudain : étais-je vraiment en train de faire ce que j'étais en train de faire ? Est-ce que je voulais vraiment m'engager dans ce chemin ? Après tout, il était encore temps de faire marche arrière... Ne devrais-je pas retourner à ma vie normale d'écolier modèle ? Et puis, il est tard, ma mère va finir par s'inquiéter... Je jetai un regard tracassé autour de moi en pantelant fébrilement. C'est alors que je croisai le regard d'un garçon, qui se masturbait à moitié nu, et soumis à un homme mûr qui le désirait ardemment. Je le désirai immédiatement à mon tour. Non, en fait je voulais le voir utilisé, exploité, spolié, jusqu'à ce qu'il ne soit plus qu'un pantin tremblant dans une mare de sperme. Sa grosse bite se mit en travers de ma vue. Il se caressait lentement et son prépuce découvrait, à chaque va-et-vient, un gland couvert de salive mousseuse. Je lui fis face à nouveau. Il semblait interloqué. Je me rendis compte de la chance que j'avais de pouvoir vivre ce moment. Et quelle belle bite !.. Je lui adressai un sourire radieux en levant inconsciemment un sourcil. J'allais me régaler. Je posai le bout de mes lèvres sur son gland, puis glissai jusqu'à pouvoir le maintenir entre ma langue et mon palais. Là, je desserrai les lèvres et m'avança jusqu'à le sentir au fond de ma bouche. Il était si raide que je dus appuyer deux doigs à la base de son sexe pour le mettre bien en face de ma gorge. Avec des petits mouvements de va-et-vient, je lui faisais entrevoir la douce chaleur enveloppante qui y régnait. Chaque fois, mes lèvres touchaient mes doigts. Elles étaient si douces, si audacieuses, si volontaires dans la gourmandise, que j'enviais Dominique. Il posa ses mains sur ma tête, mais n'osa pas forcer le passage. Touchant. J'exhalais légèrement et, en accompagnant ma bouche avec mes doigts, j'enfonçai ce membre viril dans ma gorge. Il poussa un long gémissement. Son sexe se contractait. Il se mit à retenir ma tête de toutes ses forces, et à jouer des reins. D'abord lentement, puis il posa un pied sur le sofa et, aidé de ce nouvel appui, se mit carrément à pilonner ma gorge. Je me détendis, posai les mais au sol, reculai les genoux et creusai mes reins pour lui laisser un nouvel impérissable souvenir. Il baisa ma gorge sans ménagement, tandis que je maculais son sexe tout entier de ma salive sirupeuse et vengeresse. Soudain, il se dégagea. Je compris immédiatement qu'il voulait s'en prendre à mon cul. Je m'y attendais. J'aspirai le filet de bave qui reliait ma bouche à sa bite, et je la remis férocement à sa place. Aidée de mes doigts, ma gorge masturbait son vit si magistralement qu'il oublia son entreprise de démolition de mon anus. "Oh... S-si tu... insistes... C-c'est sûr..." pantela-t-il entre mes hoquets visqueux et gras. Il se mit à geindre bruyamment en contractant sa verge. Je relevai la tête en soupirant puis, le tenant toujours de mes deux doigts, je frottai son frein avec ma langue tandis que je le fixais effrontément. Je vis des bulles se former au gré de ma respiration essouflée. La vue devait être incroyable, de là-haut. Il mordit son poing pour étouffer un hurlement tandis que son sexe se tendait démesurément. Il se fit soudainement silencieux. Dans un dernier gonflement, je sentis sa bite expulser le premier jet droit sur ma glotte. Il fut aussi puissant que sonore - splrrrrt - et je le sentis ricocher sur les parois de ma bouche. Je ne le savais pas encore, mais par la suite je rechercherai cette exacte sensation pendant encore des années. Je m'efforçai de continuer les lentes caresses de ma langue sur son frein tandis qu'il remplissait ma bouche par spasmes répétés. Je n'étais plus que le réceptacle d'un suave mélange de salive et de sperme dans lequel chaque giclée plongeait en résonnant. Les soubresauts s'espacèrent de plus en plus. Mon cou me faisait souffrir. Je le sentis reculer imperceptiblement. Je collai ma langue contre mon palais, puis la tira de nouveau en exhalant profondément. Une énorme bulle visqueuse se forma sous mon nez. Elle n'éclata qu'au moment où j'avalais ma récompense avec une sincère délectation. "Ca alors, tu es sucré !" Le visage poisseux, décoiffé, les jambes tremblantes, j'avais coché toutes les cases de la bonne petite videuse de couilles, et j'avais adoré ça. Dès lors, je savais que cette pute à sperme pourrait s'emparer de moi à chaque fois qu'elle le voudrait, et je la laisserai faire.
Comment se débrouillent les hommes japonais depuis que les femmes ont disparu ? Un postulat de fiction commande tacitement la documentation de rapports amoureux contemporains qu’Alain Della Negra et Kaori Kinoshita ont entreprise depuis plusieurs années. Si une spéculation si déconcertante peut exister, c’est parce que plusieurs phénomènes sont là pour l’accréditer. D’abord, bien sûr, l’amour sincère que des humains portent, partout dans le monde mais de manière particulièrement prononcée au Japon, à des représentations d’humains – objets inanimés (love dolls, dakimakura), avatars virtuels (popstars numériques, personnages de jeux vidéos) ou physiques (cosplay, kigurumi, zentaï). Mais aussi une inquiétude diffuse quant à l’avenir : dans un Japon frappé par les catastrophes naturelles, ébranlé dans ses structures économiques et sociales, hanté par la décroissance voire la disparition de sa population, où le désir trouvera-t-il un ancrage solide ? Âpre mais drôle, extravagant mais jamais ironique, le film de Kinoshita et Della Negra invente une forme documentaire nouvelle, joyeusement compensatoire, née de toutes les fictions par lesquelles se repeuple un réel aussi inquiet que vivant. https://www.film-documentaire.fr/4DACTION/w_fiche_film/55390_0 Accès au doc complet ici : https://vimeo.com/309886382/ MdP : dellakino Pas encore vu (Vimeo galère à charger sur le réseau du boulot) mais je voulais partager.
Hey Admin, I'm trying to set my custom CSS on /comfy/ but it says
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Custom CSS strict mode is enabled and does not allow the following: "@", "url("
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I believe it's because I link the background image in it, despites I uploaded it in the "Assets" settings of the board.
https://trashchan.xyz/asset/comfy/6c6f248c291c7e2674e510c6cdd3f33fb2564164176ab322109fe8788c9abcbb.png
and here is the line of the CSS file :
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background-image: url(/asset/comfy/6c6f248c291c7e2674e510c6cdd3f33fb2564164176ab322109fe8788c9abcbb.png);
,,,
It works well when I test my CSS in the "on the fly" settings though so I believe it may be a permission problem that prevent me to put anURL in my CSS. Please halp !
Après des semaines passées à trier et taguer ma musicothèque je me demande quel lecteur audio utiliser qui me permette de rétribuer ce travail à sa juste valeur. >Compatible Linux >Navigation par tag "artiste", "genre", "année"... >Interface simple et intuitive, pas surchargé de fonctions. >Pas trop lourd à faire tourner (environ 500Go de musique pour le moment). Actuellement j'utilise VLC, pas vraiment optimisé pour la musique mais j'aime bien pour jouer l'ensemble du dossier /Musique en aléatoire et la navigation qui reprend arborescence du dossier. Audacious qui fait du super boulot pour jouer un album ou un petit répertoire (et occasionnellement MOC pour les mêmes raisons). Je teste Strawberry, un fork de Clementine mais j'accroche pas du tout sur l'interface en qt puis trop de fonctions inutiles pour moi. Quod Libet meh...
Je crois que d'un point de vue socio-culturel, l'idée de classe à quasi disparue en France. Fini la bourgeoisie, fini le prolétariat bienvenue à la beauferie généralisée. C'est peut-être qu'une impression mais j'ai le sentiment qu'on a basculé vers un lissage culturel (vers le moins bon) qui a brisé une certaine frontière qui existait avant, il n'y a plus que des beaufs qui ont du fric et d'autres qui en ont moins. Les types consomment la même merde (ou la volonté du moins), ont la même coupe de cheveux à la con, le même style merdique, la même putain de barbe, les mêmes putains de tatouages et surtout le même comportement hyper primaire. Putain tu essayes de parler avec eux tu as l'impression d'avoir à faire à des putains de singes. Ouais je suis un poil tranchant mais je déteste de plus en plus les Français.
Comment avez vous vécu votre scolarité ? Pour ma part, ça a été une immense perte de temps et d'argent public. Je milite pour la fin de l'École obligatoire, dans une perspective individualiste, humaniste et ultra-libérale.
So the old BO went to Gamindustri or something, I dropped an e-mail when it happened and I got a reply. So this I guess is sort of a meta thread. Basically drop a line here for thoughts or suggestions, new graphics, etc.. Also question answering. I'll get the boilerplate one out of the way first: I've been here a little while and have already put some time in here. Other two pics very much related.
Figured it would be good for others, I've been scratching my brain for hours (unhealthy?) trying to remember where the he'll I saw this scene: A man wearing a hat steps outside to smoke a cigarette, when a phantasmagorical hand appears from thin air and seems to bother his psyche... The weirdest thing about this is that it felt like a silent film, but the elements like the man and his hat felt very noir-ish... And this might be the years of substance abuse catching up to me but I even remember the scene being purple tinted and the floating hand yellow tinted... Or was it the other way round! Am I losing it!
Who are your favorite film composers and which film has the best score in your opinion?
Hi, welcome to The New New Thread. Same as The Old and Old Old Threads! This is a thread allegedly for discussing TiTS and other games, I guess. And developing games. And stuff. Despite this being a TiTS thread in name (for historical purposes), barely anyone here plays TiTS. For further information on the game, I recommend you go here to ask. https://forum.fenoxo.com/forums/trials-in-tainted-space.8/ For reasons of how long this thread's existed and how much fen's fucked up everything he's touched, there's a good chance the thread will have barely anything to do with fenoxo and his hugbox at any given point. Information >FAQ https://dragontamer8740.gitlab.io/faq/ >Mobile Builds https://dragontamer8740.gitlab.io/faq/links.html >Minerva Read the readme if you want to use it to edit your save data. Especially read the readme if you use Chrome. https://mega.nz/#!30gTyCCK!GFy7E3yrlkpUbA9yFMZpSinlT1BiO6Xn1Ykpc50b-Cw If you would like my custom mobile CoC, or other builds, just ask and I might oblige. >Downloads We don't really have the latest builds first anymore. That said, I make mobile builds and desktop builds from source code when I can (and/or feel like it), and redistribute the premade builds when I can access them. I mirror them here. I am also, to my knowledge, the only person making iOS builds for TiTS nowadays. https://dragontamer8740.gitlab.io/faq/links.html
I'm in need of some banners, I'll repost those I got back from the old board
Anon a sûrement entendu dire que Paris (et la France) accueillera bientôt les Jeux Olympiques de 2024. Personnellement, rien à foutre mais visiblement ça fait bien jaser entre ceux qui y croient durs comme fer, ceux qui doutent et ceux qui carrément y voient un fiasco annoncé. J'aurais tendance à me situer dans le dernier camp, non pas que je me refuse de penser que ça puisse être un beau moment de sport, de communion nationale et d'amitié entre les peuples. Eut étant donné que le sport de haut niveau ne soit pas devenu un Disneyland supplémentaire, glorifiant de fait tous les travers de nos sociétés : hyper consumérisme, paresse intellectuelle et éloge de l'individualisme. Bref, "l'aventure JO" promet de belles réflexions sur la société française et je me ferais un plaisir non pas de suivre ça avec attention mais d'y observer d'un œil désintéressé ce que cela dira de nous en tant que nation et en tant que peuple. Je suis tellement déconnecté du truc que je viens de tomber par hasard sur la présentation en avant-première de la danse officielle des "JO 2024®" donnée lors du dernier Téléthon de décembre 2023. Il n'y a absolument rien qui va. Rien. N'étant pas un spécialiste de la danse je me contenterais de dire que celle-ci est d'un niveau qui me semble bien loin de ce que l'on est en droit d'attendre pour un évènement de cette ampleur. C'est amateur, très amateur au point qu'on dirait un truc fait par une bande de collégiens en un après-midi pour un flash-mob à la con au Flunch de la zone commerciale de Pontivy-sur-Creusot. Tout simplement affligeant. Notons que lors de la cérémonie officielle le truc aura peut-être plus de gueule avec costumes, sons et lumières, mise en scène... Mais tout de même, la claque putain. La musique en revanche a particulièrement retenu mon attention. On a droit à une espèce de truc arabo-andalou sans âme parsemé de chœurs vaguement africanisants hyper stéréotypés à la Yann Arthus-Bertrand qui articulent parfois des trucs bateau en anglais. La rythmique est tout simplement dégueulasse (je suis de prime abord assez rebuté par les sonorités afro-latines avouons-le, mais là s'en est vraiment désagréable). Ça se veut pêchu mais c'est d'une mollesse et d'un ennui sans noms. C'est fade, c'est facile et sans imagination au point que l'on dirait que ça a été composé par une IA promptée à l'arrache. Notons que la composition est signée Gotan Project, un groupe qui produit une fusion électro-tango qui arrive a être encore plus inintéressant que l'électro-swing (et je déteste l'électro-swing). Bref, où est la french-touch là dedans ? Certes c'est une cérémonie internationale mais en tant que pays hôte ne devrions-nous pas à l'instar de ce qu'on fait les Chinois en 2008 inclure ce qui a ? fait la force de la culture Française dans une ode à ce qui se veut une grand moment de communion entre les peuples ? Là on a juste droit à une musique qui sonne corporate, sans âme, sans racines et sans volonté. Ça passerait en fond sonore dans un supermarché, au mieux. Sans être un JO basher j'ai le sentiment que cet ersatz de cérémonie est à l'image de ce que serons les JO de paris 2024® (outre le sport) : de la gaudriole facile et sans réflexion pour tenter de masquer maladroitement le marasme ambiant, un sparadrap Mickey sur une jambe gangrenée. Ça fait bien longtemps que le soft-power Français s'est fait la malle, mais là c'est littéralement tirer sur l'ambulance. Bref, que le meilleur gagne.
A warm welcome to all the users who made it back. On /loomis/, we encourage our intrepid artistic users to achieve meaningful results in the fields of art, be it digital, 2d, 3d or in any other form, but we mainly stick to drawings. This thread doubles as the META THREAD for /loomis/, post your woes here RULES >Respect Global Rules >No IRL Gore, CP and Doxing >Requests only in the Request thread >Be polite to your fellow artist and accept critiques ARCHIVES OF /loomis/ AND /v/'S DRAWTHREADS >/loomis/ Resources https://www.mediafire.com/folder/8r9omk7oj6zjg/loomis_Resource_Hub >Drawthread making resources + the OP for a draw thread: mega.nz/#F!Suhz0D5Y!BSrBrV1kxK9B5G1SSiJmwQ IF THE LINKS DON'T WORK LET ME KNOW, WE GET NUKED REGULARLY >Booru of archived drawings (requires an account) https://ourobooru.booru.org/ (up to date, shared with 8chan, 8kun, ((( 8chan.se ))), the Webring and /monster/) 8-booru.booru.org/ (old, discontinued) >Learn fundamentals with excercises drawabox.com >8Chan Art Wiki: infiniteart.wikia.com/wiki/InfiniteArt_Wiki >HOW TO DRAW - a 4/ic/ guide: hubpages.com/art/how-to-draw-learn >Drawfag resources mediafire.com/folder/5strtvods5gda/Drawgfag_Resources >Helpful Video Resources, mostly YouTube ProkoTV: Good for basic anatomy needs Sycra Yasin: General in-depth talk about ways to improve and being an artist CG Cookie / ConceptCookie: Advanced techniques and many livestreams (on Wednesdays) and tutorials FZDSCHOOL: Founder of FZD School (in Singapore) Feng Zhu showcases his workflows by re-working art from his students Scott Robertson: Advanced lessons on drawing fundamentals and concept artwork Ctrl+Paint: Free lessons on basics and fundamentals of drawing and painting Level Up Sessions: Livestreams and talks with professional artists /loomis/ Resources Hub (archived) web.archive.org/web/20190721220321/https://8ch.net/loomis/hub.html
Alright, this is meant to be a successor to /y2k/ on the old 8chan, however I have expanded it to include both the 1990's and the 2000's and NSFW content is allowed, provided it's actually related to the purpose of this board and doesn't violate any of the site's core rules.